I’m offering the top ten reasons on why the Northeast has experienced the recent bout of natural phenomenons. Tornado,earthquake and now Irene what can be causing it all?
10. The Joooos
9. Islamic jihadists
8.Three words: Bush,Cheney,Haliburton
7.Somebody left HAARP on
5. It’s all the fraking fraking for frakes sake
4. The Masons are implementing their evil plan.
3. Too many people praying for Perry,God’s angry.
2. Nothing is really happening the government is issuing false reports to lure us all into FEMA camps.
1. Just normal stuff folks